1 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,600 LIVELY MUSIC 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,040 Pfft. 3 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,480 BIRD SMACKS INTO WINDOW 4 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,240 Jesus! 5 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,000 Mornin'. Mornin'. 6 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,840 Mornin'. 7 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,440 Mornin'. 8 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,560 Just met your folks. 9 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,640 Don't want to brag but I think they're into me. 10 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,880 What time do you deliver pizzas? 11 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,320 I don't deliver pizzas. 12 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,960 I work in a restaurant. 13 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,160 Oh? Italian-Irish fusion. 14 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,760 Where's good for breakfast? 15 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,840 I can't do breakfast. 16 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,800 I thought you work nights? 17 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,160 Oh yeah, I do. 18 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,000 Got shit to do. 19 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,560 You know? 20 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,640 Yeah, okay. Whatever. 21 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,960 Can't believe how into this he is. 22 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,600 Yeah. It's a phase. 23 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,960 Oh, Jesus! 24 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,720 What the hell is that? 25 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,360 Oh... it flew into my window. 26 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,800 Well, for god's sake, put it in the bin! 27 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,160 I was gonna paint it. 28 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,600 Paint it? Yeah. 29 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,040 It'd make a great still life. I could do one for the house. 30 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,600 You don't have any of my... 31 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,600 Right, so what's the plan for today? 32 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,640 I thought you could spruce up your CV for work, 33 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,320 not that your art isn't work, 34 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,400 but you know, work that pays. 35 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,840 I'm going to get a job. 36 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,760 I know. 37 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,560 The sooner you're back on your feet, 38 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,800 the sooner you can... 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,240 Just need to be methodical. 40 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,880 I was going to a meeting today. 41 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,880 A meeting? 42 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,680 Oh, a meeting. 43 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,200 I've been here for a week. I need to find a home group, 44 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,280 maybe a sponsor. 45 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,880 Sobriety has to be the priority. 46 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,920 Of course. 47 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,960 But after that, job hunt. 48 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,680 I couldn't borrow some money? 49 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,920 Just till I get sorted, like a loan. 50 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,240 Err, yeah, okay. 51 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:19,120 It's just since I took the redundancy, you know, 52 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,480 money's a little tight, so... 53 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,640 Thanks. 54 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,560 I could make dinner tonight. 55 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,760 You? SHIV: Yeah. 56 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,160 Cook up something special. 57 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,200 I could ask Caroline, Rory. 58 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,480 Make an occasion of it. 59 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,200 Shiv's cooking dinner tonight. 60 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,880 Shiv? 61 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,200 To say thanks for everything. 62 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,280 You're free, aren't you? 63 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,760 For Shiv's special dinner? 64 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,800 Sure, yeah. 65 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,840 Great. 66 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,200 I might need another 50. 67 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,160 Hi, sorry. Is this alcoholics...? 68 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,800 That's right. Coffee? 69 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,240 Oh, err, filter's fine. 70 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,440 Oh, we don't serve filter at this meeting. 71 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,040 Livanto? Hint of caramel? 72 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,480 Yeah, great! LAUGHTER 73 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,280 Miriam, sorry. 74 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,760 The nanny was sick, I didn't get time to bake. 75 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,240 Avoca! OOHS 76 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,880 I am addicted to these Rice Krispie cakes. 77 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,640 Honestly! Is there a meeting for that? 78 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,880 Haha! Oh... 79 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,560 Go on. They're compulsory. 80 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,840 Yeah. 81 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,080 RYAN: Yes, come on. CARO: Oh, fuck! 82 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,800 That's it, come on! Jesus, uh! 83 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,760 RYAN: Ah, yes. Two more! 84 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,000 And oh... 85 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,920 Well done! Really nice work. 86 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,640 Right. Bikes, 30 minutes, let's go! 87 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,480 So, let's open the floor to shares. 88 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,960 We particularly welcome contributions from newcomers. 89 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,560 Oh, hi. 90 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,640 I'm Siobhan, Shiv. 91 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,640 Everyone calls me Shiv. 92 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,600 And I...I'm an alcoholic. 93 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,640 Been sober almost six months. 94 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,920 APPLAUSE 95 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,600 I've just moved back from London, 96 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,120 This is my first Irish meeting 97 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,560 and I've gotta say, 98 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,000 you've got your shit together. 99 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,560 None of you look like alcoholics! 100 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,640 LAUGHTER 101 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,160 I woke up this morning to a text from my ex. 102 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,960 I say ex, he's a guy from college 103 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,640 that I was in love with, maybe. 104 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,520 He'd never call me his girlfriend, 105 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,920 but he was happy to fuck, 106 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,800 now he wants to meet for a drink, so LAUGHS 107 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,600 Yeah. I think I need to be here. 108 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,920 Things got pretty dark 109 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,240 with my drinking these last few... 110 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,920 But I'm on track now. 111 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,680 And I really want to find a sponsor, 112 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,520 and a great home group and really do the work 113 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,760 to become the person that I know... 114 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,800 Oh my God, Mrs McDonnell! 115 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,360 - We don't address members directly. 116 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,920 Err, sorry, sorry. I... Err... 117 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,200 - Thank you, Shiv. Welcome. 118 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,800 - Hi, I'm Miriam. 119 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,440 It's always good to be here. 120 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,680 It's been a tricky old week. 121 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,800 Siobhan Sheridan. 122 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,440 Oh, Mrs McDonnell. I'm so sorry about earlier. 123 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:05,120 I was just surprised to see you here. 124 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,680 I can't say the same. 125 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,240 I was a handful in school. 126 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,280 A handful? 127 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,000 You shit-faced little second years were in league 128 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,160 with my ex-husband to reduce me to a nervous wreck. 129 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,560 Well, congratulations 130 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,360 I spent two months in John O' Gods in 2004. 131 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,280 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 132 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Look, clearly you've been through a lot and... 133 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,480 I've been through a lot too. 134 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,200 You know, it would actually be really nice to just umm... 135 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,120 get together some time and have a coffee. 136 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,160 No. 137 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,600 No? No! 138 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,040 Listen carefully to me now, young lady. 139 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,040 You will never come to this meeting again! 140 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,360 Mrs McDonnell, we're all in the same boat. 141 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,400 No, we're not. 142 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,440 I've been in this boat for 15 years now! 143 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,160 This group got me through my divorce. 144 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,600 It got me through the renovations to my house last year 145 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,160 which went on a lot longer 146 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,560 than the builder initially quoted. 147 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:57,960 Bye Lara, see you next week. 148 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,040 It got me through my sister's cancer. 149 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,600 It got me through the fact that I will never look out over 150 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,680 the sparkling turquoise Aegean Sea 151 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,840 with an ice cold GandT again ever. 152 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,880 Like ever! 153 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:12,200 So, you will not waltz in here, Siobhan Sheridan, 154 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,840 like the bra-down little slut you always were, 155 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,880 looking for sympathy, and Avoca Rice Krispie cakes 156 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,960 when I was here first. 157 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,720 This is my home group. 158 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,480 Find other tree to piss against! 159 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,440 Got it? 160 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,120 You'll never fucking guess 161 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,400 who was in my meeting? 162 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,920 Thought it was supposed to be anonymous? 163 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,880 Fuck, that bitch, Mrs. McDonnell! 164 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,960 I don't care who knows she's a raving alkie! 165 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,840 Mrs McDonnell's a raving alkie? 166 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,280 That's why she always locked herself 167 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,600 in the girl's toilets. 168 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,760 Did she? 169 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,080 We used to go through her bag and take her pill. 170 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,920 She told me not to go back there. 171 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,360 Can she do that? 172 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,720 I don't know. It's a really nice meeting too! 173 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,600 They had Avoca Rice Krispie cakes! 174 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,640 It's your own fault for going to fancy meetings 175 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,520 on the south side. 176 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,560 They have fancy meetings on the north side too! 177 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,600 And addiction does not discriminate by class. 178 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,920 But if you want to be anonymous, go to town. 179 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,640 Inner city, not Grafton Street. 180 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,640 KNOCK ON DOOR 181 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,760 Err... Gotta go, Shiv, sorry. 182 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,120 No, wait... I... Ah. 183 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,680 Just wanted to say good job on the Davis diagnosis. 184 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,360 He does need surgery and fixation. Knew it. 185 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,040 Where would we be without your eagle eye, Dr Sheridan,? 186 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:27,640 Or should I say your two beautiful eagle eyes, LAUGHS! 187 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,400 That's not going to get me cancelled, is it? 188 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:36,320 Not by me! LAUGHS Later. 189 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,320 Your friend earlier, what's his name? 190 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:03,360 Umm... Max, I think. 191 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,560 There's no chance he plays for Leinster? 192 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:10,400 Yeah, haha! I don't care about rugby, so... 193 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,920 You working later? 194 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:12,960 Mmm hmm. 195 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,360 Couldn't sit around all day. 196 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,360 I'm not sitting around. I work nights. 197 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,000 Seems such a waste. 198 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,840 With your qualifications. 199 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,720 Are we doing this conversation again? 200 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,200 - Ah! 201 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,040 Ant, I ran me own business for 25 years. 202 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,120 I could retire but I took this delivery gig 203 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,640 because it's important to have something to get up for. 204 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,720 I've never had any problems getting up, so... 205 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,120 Yeah, well. See ya. 206 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,160 Seeya. 207 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,480 DOOR CLOSES 208 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,600 You throwing out Granny's clothes? 209 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,320 -Has to be done sometime. 210 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,440 Give us a hand. 211 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,840 You want to blow this off and go to town? 212 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,680 AA MEMBER: ...showing up for meself, 213 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,960 there's days I can't stand to look at meself. 214 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,120 Don't get me wrong... 215 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,640 They don't mind you going in late. Look. 216 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,920 ...don't wake up with the fear anymore. 217 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,160 It's the shame that really fucks you. 218 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,320 Thinking about my little girl. 219 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,720 Looking out the window when I'm screaming 220 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,960 at her mother outside. 221 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,520 By trying to kick in the front door, 222 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,880 or punching some lad's lights out 223 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,160 cause I'm off me face 224 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,120 while she's still waiting in the car. 225 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,560 For dad. 226 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,680 I'm not that man anymore, but I did those things. 227 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,640 Worse. 228 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,960 And thinking about them now, 229 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,320 the feeling that goes through me... 230 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,760 God, I want to drink. 231 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,800 Hiya! I didn't get your name! 232 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,880 Shiv, hi. Sorry I was late. 233 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,040 Is this your first meeting? 234 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,600 Err, no. God no, I've been sober a while. 235 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,560 Ah! It's good, isn't it? 236 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,200 When I was drinking, I was always saying sorry 237 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,760 to me husband for things I'd done 238 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,040 or things I said or things I puked on. 239 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,240 Then I got sober, looked at the state of him 240 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,640 and I said to meself, he should be saying sorry to me 241 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,680 LAUGHING 242 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,400 Do you have a sponsor? 243 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,960 - Err, no, I don't, no. 244 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,840 - Do you want to take me number? 245 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,040 - That's umm... 246 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,680 that's really kind of you but I actually, err... 247 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,680 I'm looking for a home group? 248 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,880 - Oh, great! We need someone on tea and coffees. 249 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,960 Oh no, actually, I wanted to come 250 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,080 and suss out the vibe. 251 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,320 The vibe? 252 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,040 Yeah, see if it was a good fit for me. 253 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,280 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you in the right place? 254 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,240 What? 255 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,560 Well, did you think this was Pilates? 256 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:10,560 Okay... No, see, this is for alcoholics 257 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,200 He's a dirty drunk. 258 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,600 I'm a dirty drunk. 259 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,120 And I'm guessing behind that posh girl glow 260 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,880 and I wore train-tracks for three years teeth, 261 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,200 you're a dirty drunk too. 262 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,880 It's recovery, not an aerial yoga class. 263 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,320 So, get humble, check your ego at the door 264 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,400 and don't judge a fucking book by its cover. 265 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,280 - I really wasn't... 266 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,600 We might not look like the kind of people 267 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,400 you want to have brunch at on a Sunday, 268 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,160 But we might be the kind of people who 269 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,600 will pick up the phone when you're lonely 270 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,360 and confused, and three bottles of vodka 271 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,000 when no one else will have a bar of you. 272 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,600 Seems like a good idea 273 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,760 That's when we might be the right fit. 274 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,640 So, do want to take me number or not? 275 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,400 I'm Karen, by the way. 276 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,400 Do you feel empty and unfulfilled 277 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,680 not having a career anymore? 278 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,320 Spare my feelings, why don't you? 279 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,840 You know what I mean. 280 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:13,640 Well, I miss the structure, you know? 281 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,600 The routine, having a sense of purpose... 282 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,840 Am I a waster? 283 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,840 What? 284 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,840 Dad does. 285 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,440 No, he doesn't. 286 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,640 - I'm not Carl, am I? 287 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,640 He'd have been a big shot barrister by now. 288 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,320 Sorry. 289 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,480 I just wonder if you worry about my prospects. 290 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,880 - No. You're not Shiv. 291 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,600 Can't help thinking this whole 'alcoholic' thing 292 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,160 is just another... 293 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,640 I mean, what do they do at those meetings? 294 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,280 Talk about themselves? 295 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,840 How's that gonna help anyone? 296 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,040 Like, if she had a career 297 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,680 or a man, or a child even...maybe... 298 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,200 I was actually focusing on myself for five seconds. 299 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,480 I'm sorry. 300 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,680 I wonder if I could be doing more with my life 301 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:17,440 than just being a waiter with a great arse. 302 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,040 Oh, sweetheart... 303 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,920 Why don't I get you these? 304 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,040 They're 200 Euros. 305 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,880 My treat. Don't tell the others. 306 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,040 Well, seeing as you're spending... 307 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,360 Cocktails? 308 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,720 DOOR CLOSES 309 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,560 Holy fuck. Did you do this? 310 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,240 Mmm. It's Greek themed. 311 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,200 Did the Greeks poison people? 312 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,480 Mmm. 313 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,720 Could you try them again? 314 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:16,600 BACKGOUND NOISE DOOR OPENS 315 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,960 Oh sorry! Sorry! 316 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,760 We're not late, are we? 317 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,120 Are we late? WHISPERS: Hammered. 318 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,000 Oh, so pretty! 319 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,560 You didn't do this, did ya? 320 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,360 We said seven. 321 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,800 Were you guys out somewhere? 322 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,160 We just had a few cocktails to celebrate. 323 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,000 SHIV: Celebrate what? I quit my job. 324 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,040 What? Mhmm. 325 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,040 The moussaka's been in the oven for an hour. 326 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,240 Don't worry, Mum got takeaway. 327 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240 She what? 328 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,680 They'll be a few shifts opening in the restaurant now, 329 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,320 so Ant could put in a word for ya. 330 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,440 Why'd you get takeaway? I said I was cooking. 331 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,880 Is this the new Indian place? 332 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,040 Yeah! Hmm. 333 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,280 We're not having takeaway. 334 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,160 Come on! No! I spent hours cooking this. 335 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,560 Come on! Sit at the table... 336 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,000 Where's Dad? 337 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,240 BERNIE: Don't know. 338 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,880 Probably having some acupuncture or something. 339 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,560 Well, we'll just have to start without him. 340 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,720 Yeah, good plan. 341 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,000 Please get the salad out of the fridge. 342 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,040 It's in a bowl. 343 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,000 What are you gonna do for money, Ant? 344 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,320 What's Shiv gonna do for money? 345 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,680 What? 346 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,800 You're 35. 347 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,800 Yeah. Well, where's it all going? 348 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,040 This one? DOORBELL RINGS 349 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,120 I'll get that. 350 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,000 I'm just saying... 351 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,640 So, what, you're blanking my calls? 352 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,680 Why are you here? 353 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,600 I wanted to catch you before you head back. 354 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,320 Is this a bad time? Yeah. We were just about to eat. 355 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,280 Jack! Come in! Join! 356 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,680 Bernie... Looking gorgeous. KISSING SOUND 357 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,160 You smell lovely. 358 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,280 Hey man! Haha! 359 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,640 Hey... Caro. 360 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,240 This looks incredible, Bernie. 361 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,360 Shiv did it! 362 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,000 Fuck off. 363 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,600 It's part of her whole new... 364 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,840 Sit down, Jack, sit! 365 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,880 How's the family, Jack? 366 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,640 Good, yeah. 367 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,000 I was actually just over at my ma's. 368 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,560 How is your mam? 369 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,400 Oh, Rory's not coming. 370 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,840 Why? 371 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,600 He's running. 372 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,160 From what? 373 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,280 He's training, for a triathlon. 374 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,680 We both are, actually. ANT LAUGHS 375 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,400 Fuck off, Ant! 376 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,920 Oh God! What the hell is that! 377 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,600 Oh, that's the wrong bowl. 378 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,240 CARO: What is that doing there? 379 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,840 I put it in there to keep fresh. 380 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,400 You... what? I was going to paint it. 381 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,880 Has it been in the fridge with the food? 382 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,880 Oh, fuck's sake! 383 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,280 Only for a couple of hours! 384 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,720 COLLECTIVE GROANING 385 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,600 What are you doing? 386 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,320 There's diseases on those things, Shiv! 387 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,640 It was covered up! 388 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,680 Well, you can't take the risk, love. 389 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,800 You have to be very careful with poultry. 390 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,640 But the moussaka's been in the oven. 391 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,880 That'll kill anything. 392 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,200 Does it? Are you a scientist? 393 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,920 I made that from scratch! 394 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,920 BERNIE: Doesn't matter. We have the takeaway. 395 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,440 Ant, will you get some clean plates down... 396 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560 Sorry I'm late. 397 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,880 Where were you? I was calling. 398 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,280 - Umm, I had to umm... 399 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,400 We had a few extra deliveries to make. 400 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,680 Have I missed dinner? 401 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,720 We're having takeaway. 402 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,360 We are? Ah, fantastic! 403 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,640 Can I help with anything? 404 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,120 Can you get rid of that, will you? 405 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,480 Yeah. Ah, Jesus! 406 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,480 What the hell is that? 407 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,440 -I'm really sorry. 408 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,720 I wasn't hungry anyway. 409 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,640 No, I meant about my family. 410 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,120 Mum's on top form tonight. 411 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,160 I thought you were onto something with the bird. 412 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,640 No, seriously, Damien Hirst the fuck out of it. 413 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,760 Make it part of an installation. 414 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,440 "Dinner with my family." 415 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,760 God. What was I thinking? 416 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,360 I might actually nick that off you. 417 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,120 Well, you did in college. 418 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,200 You got all your best ideas off me. 419 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,000 Hey, haha! 420 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,560 Haven't been back here in years. 421 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,960 Me neither. 422 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,760 Remember what we used to get up to back here? 423 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,000 You were always so loud. 424 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,040 Here... 425 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,160 Got you a present. 426 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,600 It's a Barolo. 427 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,280 You didn't need to do that. 428 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,440 I remembered how much you love your red. 429 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,720 Now, they say you should just let it breathe... 430 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,360 But I say fuck it. CORK POPS 431 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,440 Jesus, you connoisseurs... 432 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,240 Cheers! 433 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,680 I can't drink this. 434 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,320 What? Why? 435 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,000 I'm on antibiotics. 436 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,640 I have this...infection. 437 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,760 It's nothing gross. 438 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,360 I just... I can't drink. 439 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,040 That cost 60 Euros. 440 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,640 Sorry. 441 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,680 Well, there goes that plan. 442 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,880 What plan? 443 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,480 To get drunk and fuck you before you head back to London. 444 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,800 I'm messing. Haha! 445 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,480 Well, it's a good thing you said, 446 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,880 because I'm not actually going back to London. 447 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,560 - Are you staying here? Why? 448 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,280 It's home. 449 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,920 I thought you didn't like home. 450 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,560 I thought that Shiv Sheridan was all about freedom, 451 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,880 about free living and free expression and free... 452 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,120 Well, you have to grow up sometime. 453 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,720 Do you? 454 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,840 What about you? 455 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,440 What have you been doing the last four years? 456 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,800 Are you married or engaged? 457 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,880 Ah, here... 458 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,920 This is getting morbid. 459 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,400 Where are you going? 460 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,640 I hadn't planned on drinking alone. 461 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,600 Well, maybe now I'm back we can hang out sometime 462 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,440 in the daylight, go to an exhibition, or... 463 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,600 Yeah, sure. 464 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,000 Give me a call when you're back on the sauce. 465 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,640 You're more fun when you're drinking. 466 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,560 HAPPY CHATTER 467 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,560 PHONE RINGS 468 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,800 Hi, is this Karen? 469 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,440 It's Shiv. From the meeting.